1.Okay, I am just here to buy some toothpaste and an avocado.
2. Will I need a cart or a basket? Nah.. I’m only getting 2 things! But I might look more grown-up if I have a basket… No Sally! No basket. Get your toothpaste.
3. Oh look! It’s Sample Sunday! I wonder what food they have out to try today?
4. Makeup! Oh look! Maybelline and Revlon both have new products… I have to try them then.
5. Now that I think about it, my mascara is a couple of months old.. better get a new one before I get an eye infection or something. What actually happens if you use your mascara for too long?
6. Which mascara should I get? Clump Crusher or Lash Blast? They look exactly the same, but I think I’ll like Lash Blast better.
7. Okay, onto the… oh! I need makeup wipes, too! Good thing I remembered!
8. Did I already pass the toothpaste isle?
9. I think I need a basket… my hands are too full.
10. It’s already 3:30?! I’ve been here for 30 minutes! Okay, I need to hurry up.
11. What was I here for, again? Maybe I should start making a list.
12. Ooh sample energy bar! I like energy! And I’m 19 years old. I definitely need more energy. Maybe I’ll go run 3 miles after this..
13. I think I see a new collection in the clothes. I have to go see it. I mean, who goes into Target and doesn’t look at the clothes?
14. Hmm…. I don’t know what size I am.. I’ll just get two sizes and return the one that doesn’t fit.
15. This basket is getting reallllyyy heavy. I’m going to go get a cart.
16. Oh, right! That’s what I came here for! Lemonade! Which one has the latest expiration date. I better get that one. But what if I don’t drink it all?
17. Oh my goodness! It’s almost Valentine’s Day! Look at all of those pink cards! I better get some cards and stickers before they’re all gone.
18. Okay, I really need to go now.
19. How did I end up with this much stuff and how is it already 4:43?
20. I need that new flavor of Trident Layers! I’ve never even seen that before! It’s limited edition! I better get 3 packs just in case I love it.
21. My total is $82.17?! What in the world did I buy?
22. Oh shoot! I forgot the toothpaste!
23. Oh well, I’ll just come back tomorrow.
I thought that this would be a funny post considering Target is such a vast place where seemingly everyone gets distracted! It’s like you can’t get out the door without having purchased something! Regardless, I love Target and it still remains my favorite store!